"When the lights go out in this retirement community, someone ends up stiff-in more ways than one."
The Story Line
Welcome to Shady Pines Retirement Village
Shady Pines isn’t your average retirement home—behind prune juice happy hours and tapioca Tuesdays lurks a hotbed of sex, betrayal, and feuds where “Bingo & Chill” is more than just a joke. But when murder crashes the party, residents must untangle affairs, cover up secrets, and survive three acts of comedic chaos until the killer is unmasked.
The Characters
Each resident of Shady Pines has their own juicy secrets, scandalous affairs, and buried grudges—and now that murder’s on the menu, everyone has a motive and something very dirty to hide.
⚠️ Note: The character avatars are purely for reference and do not imply the preferred race, ethnicity, or gender of that character.
Blanche Pottens
The Original GILF
Misty Cheeks
Aerobic Instructor
Gerry Atrick
War Veteran
Buster Hymen
The Prankster
Richard "Dick" Slapman
Former Ladies' Man
Dolores McGillicutty
The Truth-Teller
Gladys Grubbs
The Gossip
Wheezy Jefferson
Asthmatic Musician
Salty Sam
Ex-Sailor
Dr. Hans Onsen
Head Doctor
Mortimer Finklebottom
Retired Magician
Nurse Pearl Clutcher
Head Nurse
The Deliverables
Gorgeously Designed.
Wickedly Easy.
Every kit comes fully loaded with strikingly designed invites, host manual, character profiles, character objectives, printable name tags, and a punchbowl recipe—no ugly Word docs with outdated icons.
