
"When the lights go out in this retirement community, someone ends up stiff-in more ways than one."

The Story Line
Welcome to Shady Pines Retirement Village
Shady Pines isn’t your average retirement home—behind prune juice happy hours and tapioca Tuesdays lurks a hotbed of sex, betrayal, and feuds where “Bingo & Chill” is more than just a joke. But when murder crashes the party, residents must untangle affairs, cover up secrets, and survive three acts of comedic chaos until the killer is unmasked.
The Characters
Each resident of Shady Pines has their own juicy secrets, scandalous affairs, and buried grudges—and now that murder’s on the menu, everyone has a motive and something very dirty to hide.
⚠️ Note: The character avatars are purely for reference and do not imply the preferred race, ethnicity, or gender of that character.

Blanche Pottens
The Original GILF

Misty Cheeks
Aerobic Instructor

Gerry Atrick
War Veteran

Buster Hymen
The Prankster

Richard "Dick" Slapman
Former Ladies' Man

Dolores McGillicutty
The Truth-Teller

Gladys Grubbs
The Gossip

Wheezy Jefferson
Asthmatic Musician

Salty Sam
Ex-Sailor

Dr. Hans Onsen
Head Doctor

Mortimer Finklebottom
Retired Magician

Nurse Pearl Clutcher
Head Nurse
The Deliverables
Gorgeously Designed.
Wickedly Easy.
Every kit comes fully loaded with strikingly designed invites, host manual, character profiles, character objectives, printable name tags, and a punchbowl recipe—no ugly Word docs with outdated icons.

